don't you think its funny that in the Olympics black people are good at all the running events and white people are good at all the shooting events?
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What religion do fat people follow?
Must-slimSubmitted by: giorgiss
My Grandma was having a stroke yesterday, using her initiative and thinking of the advert, she mumbled out "Think F.A.S.T"
Then hit me in the head with a lamp.Submitted by: giorgiss
How do you kill a fat man?
MurderSubmitted by: giorgiss
I want to use my new Health & Fitness DVD but I can't.
I've lost the remote.Submitted by: giorgiss
Being very health and safety conscious, I put rock salt all over a huge Ice patch in my local area. I prevented a lot of people slipping over but, on the down side, I'm now banned from the Ice rink.
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I am starting University in a few weeks time and I was told to get some posters to spice up my room.
I saw an Adele poster that looked great, the only problem is that I don't think it will fit on my wall.Submitted by: giorgiss
I absolutely REFUSE to swallow my pride.
The last thing I need in my diet right now is more empty caloriesSubmitted by: giorgiss
The main issues with making your own toothpaste are finding a strong enough blender, and enough teeth that people don't need.
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An obese guy was asked "why are you so fat?"
He replied "because ((-1)/64)".Submitted by: giorgiss
