I went to get my body waxed yesterday, they did a really bad job.
Oh well I should have gone to pecshavers.Submitted by: giorgiss
My white friend called his black fitness instructor a slave driver the other day!
Is it just me or does anyone else see the irony here?Submitted by: giorgiss
I've found it a lot easier to pick up women since I've been going to the gym.
Sometimes I even challenge myself with a fat one.Submitted by: giorgiss
Owen Hargreaves signing a 'pay as you play' contract makes you think he'd be better off just signing on.
Submitted by: giorgiss
What is food waste called in America?
Salad.Submitted by: giorgiss
i recently got fired from my job as a doctor, apparently when asked what exactly is a cesarean,
replying "have you ever seen the film alien" is not the response there looking for...Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife asked for jewellery for her birthday, so she was quite upset when I bought her a steel bar which fixes into door frames.
"What do you expect me to do with it?" She asked angrily.
"Come on love, chin up."Submitted by: giorgiss
Baa baa alopecian sheep, have you any wool?
No, Sir.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm on a health drive.
I was going to walk but I'm too fat and lazy.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've heard exercise kills germs.
But how do you get them to exercise?Submitted by: giorgiss
