I hate going to the club with homeless people. They don't have a roof to raise, which makes them horrible dancers.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Alcohol hand rub confuses the homeless.
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All the tramps in sheffield are really shifty. I know they're selling something on street corners but every time I get close they either hide it under their jackets or run away. I can't see what the big issue is!
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I walked up to a tramp today and said, "If you answer this question correctly, you will be in with a chance of winning one million pounds. Would you like to try?"
His eyes lit up, "Yes please!"
I said, "Right then. What is 50p + 50p?"
He screamed, "One Pound!"
So I give him one and told him to go buy a lottery ticket.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was walking past a tramp earlier, but ignored him as i was in a rush.
'How do you sleep at night?!' he shouted at me.
'In wonderful comfort thanks,' I said, 'how about you?'Submitted by: giorgiss
I would never work as a big issue seller, it's so badly paid, everyone who does it seems to end up homeless.
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If you're homeless it may feel that the whole world is looking down on you.
But that's only because you're sitting on the ground.Submitted by: giorgiss
Living rough in a cardboard box has it's advantages.
Whenever I take a bird back and nail them they usually don't like to stick around for cuddles.Submitted by: giorgiss
Why is everyone making such a big issue out of homelessness?
Submitted by: giorgiss
A tramp came to me and said, "alright mate do you wanna buy some weed from me? I need to pay for a room tonight and it's top stuff."
I turned to him and said, "there's a cop there, say that to him and you'll be inside for a while."Submitted by: giorgiss
