The best player in our football team is a tramp, he learned his skills on the street and has wonderful ability.
The only problem is he never turns up for home games.Submitted by: giorgiss
As I was walking through central London in the early hours of this morning, I kept seeing people sleeping in shop doorways and alleys.
I thought they would've been grateful when I woke them up to tell them that they had missed the royal wedding and it was time to go home, but if anything it just seemed to leave them feeling distressed.Submitted by: giorgiss
I got told by a tramp that I socialise too much.
I said 'you can't talk, you're out all the time'.Submitted by: giorgiss
People say that I'm not very charitable.
Usually the homeless after I punch them.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just been arrested for feeding a wagon wheel to a homeless guy.
Apparently he got a splinter in his mouth.Submitted by: giorgiss
I walked up to a tramp holding out a fiver.
As he smiled at me, I said "Got any change?"Submitted by: giorgiss
"I've got a bone to pick with you"said the generous tramp.
Submitted by: giorgiss
While walking through town a tramp asked "Any spare change mate?"
I replied "Yes, I've got over 170 in a bottle at home".Submitted by: giorgiss
Its said that opposites attract, which is true with me and my wife.
She likes to help homeless people back onto their feet, whilst I like to kick them to the ground.Submitted by: giorgiss
I wonder how long it will be until Tramps accept Chip n Pin.
Submitted by: giorgiss
