I saw a homeless guy sat in a doorway, holding his hand out. So I pulled some loose change out my pocket and handed him fifty pence. He pointed to a pound coin and said "Can I have that?"
I said, "Beggars can't be choosers mate."Submitted by: giorgiss
We've all been told to feel sorry for the homeless, but how can we when they have better Christmas lights than we do
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I helped a homeless guy move house today.
I kicked his cardboard box out of my shop doorway.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've decided to become a true humanitarian and support a shelter for the homeless in my neighborhood.
It'll keep the flies away from my house.Submitted by: giorgiss
Those Big Issue sellers need to move with the times.
Getting up early to sell magazines on the streets - why don't they use eBay from the comfort of their homes?
Then they'd have time for a bath and a shave too.Submitted by: giorgiss
Today I was in a really happy mood. I decided to go on my casual stroll around my area, you know? Breathe in the fresh air. But then I came across a tramp.
"Please Sir, can I have some money? My bank account has been hacked into and I've lost my house, car, bed and everything!"
So, me being generous, I gave him a 1000 cheque.
You should have seen the look on his face.Submitted by: giorgiss
If you cant afford an Xbox or PS3 I've found a cheaper way you can entertain yourself.
Drop pennies in the middle of multiple homeless people.
same thing applies gary glitter, his mates, and a small child.
And Fat fighters and a cupcake.
Etheopians and food.Submitted by: giorgiss
Change is good...
...ask a tramp.Submitted by: giorgiss
Anyone else see the irony in tramps drinking Tenants?
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I've just been sniffing glue with all the local tramps.
We're out of our boxes!Submitted by: giorgiss
