Homeless people- more money than sense.
Submitted by: giorgiss
There's this homeless guy that I always see in my route to work. And because of that I always make sure to keep a few extra coins in my wallet.
You know, for show off.Submitted by: giorgiss
I used to like the clean-shaven look, but my new beard is growing on me!
Submitted by: giorgiss
Top tip: Picking up aluminium cans along the streets can bring you some extra cash; but by pouring the dregs into a single can, you can stop and refresh yourself from time to time.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Well, didn't get one trick o' treater bothering me last night.
I think its the one night of the year I appreciate being homeless,Submitted by: giorgiss
A tramp stopped me in the street and asked, "Any change?"
Being a werewolf I advised him to hang on till the full moon, then he'd see plenty.Submitted by: giorgiss
How can you tell if a begger is faking it for the money?
Tell them a knock knock joke and see if they answer.Submitted by: giorgiss
In my spare time I like to help homeless people find the nearest shelter.
It's pretty easy, I just tell them to follow the the first bus that drives past.Submitted by: giorgiss
Some homeless guy was getting mouthy with me outside the pub last night.
"Lets take this inside," I demanded.Submitted by: giorgiss
"Homeless people" lighten your load by not owning a dog!!
Submitted by: giorgiss
