I used to like walking around insulting hobos.
But I got bored because it seemed like the insults never hit home.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was walking down the road with my work colleagues when a homeless guy came up to me and asked, "Can you spare some coppers?"
"Yes", I replied,"Arrest that smelly tramp".Submitted by: giorgiss
A study shows that lots of time spent outdoors leads to better eyesight.
Which explains why you never see a homeless guy in Specsavers.Submitted by: giorgiss
Queues of people camped outside the Stadium of Light in Sunderland to get their hands on Take That tickets.
One local resident said it was the best standard of living she'd ever experienced.Submitted by: giorgiss
I love it when you're just strolling down the high-street, and someone offers you a freebie.
Like earlier, there was this funny looking geezer waving a hat full of 10p's at me, very nice of him.Submitted by: giorgiss
Thieves stole a charity box full of money from a Salvation Army worker.
Ironically, the money still went to the homeless.Submitted by: giorgiss
I never used to agree with arsonists setting fire to houses, until I became homeless.
Now I've started to warm to them.Submitted by: giorgiss
Ahh I love April fools day.
Although I prefer to call it "tease the homeless day"Submitted by: giorgiss
I saw a poor old tramp in my local
supermarket, just looking at all the freshly
baked loafs of bread,
I approached him, put my arm round him
and said, "I'll help you out, which way did
you come in?"Submitted by: giorgiss
Walking down the street this morning, I came across 2 homeless guys kissing.
Disgusted, I told them to 'Get a room'.
The expression on their faces were priceless!Submitted by: giorgiss
