My friend wants to be a bin man when he's older.
He's got rubbish aspirations.Submitted by: giorgiss
The trouble with the beggers on the street nowadays is that they just dont look the part. You know, if they just thought to put on a suit or cover up their stump i might send a little cash their way.
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I've been down on my luck recently and ended up living in the windmill at a crazy golf course.
The owner keeps trying to move me, but I'm staying putt.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was disgusted as i watched a tramp take a Bigmac out of the bin and start to eat it.
But then he took the gherkin out.Submitted by: giorgiss
A homeless man took his girlfriend in for dinner.
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I saw a black homeless midget today. Seriously God, i mean bad luck is one thing but this is just overboard.
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I saw a homeless guy cowering in a doorway holding an old newspaper over his head sheltering from the heavy rain.
"I couldn't help but notice but it looks like you could do with a place to take shelter for the night," I said as I leaned in to help him to his feet.
"Oh yes, thank you sir," he beamed with a glimmer of hope.
"I thought so," I replied, "my neighbours have gone away for the week, If you follow me I think you'll find that their wheelie bin is empty."Submitted by: giorgiss
As my 5 year-old son and I carved the pumpkin today, I swear I heard him say, "That's what happens to snitches."
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Walked down an alley full of homeless people and they wouldn't let me back out.
I was boxed in.Submitted by: giorgiss
The other day, I saw a homeless woman and her child begging for money. I presume it was 'bring your child to work day'
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