Wouldn't it be ironic to die in the living room?
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I used to be a huge fan of Robocop and now I've just been fitted with a robotic leg.
Oh the iron knee.Submitted by: giorgiss
McDonald's are offering some great prizes in their Monopoly promotion, including a Mini Cooper.
Which none of their customers will ever fit into.Submitted by: giorgiss
Top Tip.
London Borough Council. Putting a second 'No Ball games' sign 8 yards (7.32m) to the left of the current one will save us having to use a jumper for a goalpost.Submitted by: giorgiss
Dave's girlfriend left him today.
She said it was because Dave wouldn't stop talking in the third person.Submitted by: giorgiss
I see the only original member of the Sugababes has been kicked out. Maybe she can contact the other two and form a tribute band.
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iPhone jokes. For people who can't afford them.
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My girlfriend warned me that if I got her one more stupid gift then she would burn it, so I got her a candle.
That showed her.Submitted by: giorgiss
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
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It's ironic that I had to Google "Bing" to find it.
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