My 13 year old son decided to get his lip pierced without my permission today.
He went behind my back while I was casting my pole.Submitted by: giorgiss
I just opened an engineering workshop in Texas. I can't believe my luck in discovering oil on my first day.
My machines have never ran so smooth.Submitted by: giorgiss
I just made myself a cup of tea.
It's not everybody's cup of tea.Submitted by: giorgiss
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink while he waits for the punchline.
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Do you ever get that Sunday night feeling? The feeling of dread and hatred towards everything and anything?
I believe the medical term is 'hungover'...Submitted by: giorgiss
What did the talking hat say to the scarf?
"You can hang around. I'll just go on ahead."Submitted by: giorgiss
Quit my job as a Glazier the other day.
A customer told me I make a better door than a window.Submitted by: giorgiss
My mate just gave me a humbug , it was a bitter sweet to swallow.
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some dwarf started on me in the pub earlier for absoloutly no reason at all.
so I squared up to him to show I was the bigger man.Submitted by: giorgiss
a man walks into a bar and wonders "how many times do I do this each day?"
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