A man walks into a bar which he has never been to, sits down, and orders a drink.
As he sits there, a man stands up and says out loud "25!" and the entire bar starts laughing like crazy.
He stared confused at everyone, but remained silent.
He heard another shout,
"One-hundred and fifty six!" and the entire bar shakes with laughter.
After the laughter settled down, the man thought he should contribute. He stood up, and said out loud "Two-hundred and five!".
The bar was quiet, everyone staring at this newcomer. Clearly thinking deeply. Then, after several seconds, they all burst out laughing - there were people falling on the floor and people bent over from laughter.
The man turns to the bartender and asked what just happened and why the long silence at first.
"Well, everyone in this bar has been regular customers for years now. So they all know all the jokes, so instead of telling out the entire joke, they just say the number related to that joke. Makes it much easier for everyone, y'see" he explained. "And yours was a brand new joke! Took them a while to understand, though".Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm an optimist.
I hope.Submitted by: giorgiss
I started dating this disabled girl, both for her personality...
And the fact that she can't run away.Submitted by: giorgiss
I have a feeling that the Mullet is making a comeback...
Even after 3 shaves.Submitted by: giorgiss
A horse walks into a bar and asks, "Why the long face?"
"What?" asks the confused barman.Submitted by: giorgiss
As my mother in law sat beside my wife's hospital bed, she sobbed at the high pitched, continuous tone which filled the room.
You should have seen her face when Michael Winslow appeared from the cupboard!Submitted by: giorgiss
Just saw a chicken cross the road.
Couldn't help but think, why?Submitted by: giorgiss
I guess its ok to leave baby in the corner now.
Submitted by: giorgiss
My girlfriend complained today that I had a one-track mind.
She interrupted my train of thought.Submitted by: giorgiss
Whats Grey And would look Funny on the Wigan Warrior's team Bus?
Terry Newton.Submitted by: giorgiss
