My wife tried accusing me of being so lazy that I don't even bother telling the punchlines of my jokes.
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So what would "The Pretenders" tribute band be called ?
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'Non-Flammable' says one thing to me. Challenge.
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My wife is a self harmer.
She eats her own cooking.Submitted by: giorgiss
This really ugly woman goes to see her doctor, severely depressed and suicidal.
"Doc, I can't stand it any more," she says. "No-one will look at me, touch me or kiss me. Can you help me at all?" she asks.
The doctor replies, "Sure, just lie down over there on the couch first. Face down, please."Submitted by: giorgiss
Spelling yllistsuj backwards is just silly
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Two cannibals are eating a Sickipedian.... one says to the other... well this is tasteless.
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I was at the fairground with the wife,
in the hall of mirrors when she said
"This one makes me look fat, ugly and bloated"
I didn't realise they put normal mirrors in there too.Submitted by: giorgiss
A man approaches the circus manager and tells him about his act.
"I drink two litres of petrol, strap ten bars of dynamite around my waist, hold a grenade in each hand, climb into a cardboard box and then finally set fire to myself."
"Wow! That's amazing," says the manager. "Could you please demonstrate it for me?"
The man replies, "better not, I can only do it once."Submitted by: giorgiss
Anyone else think Derren Brown should hypnotize the McCanns to find out where they hid Madeleine
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