Apple is bringing out a new phone for less appealing people.
It's called the iSoreSubmitted by: giorgiss
The school Career's Advisor asked me to call him regarding my teenage son.
"Frankly," he said, "Your son is rude, churlish, vacant with an intelligence level bordering on moronic. On the rare occasions that I can extract a response from him, inevitably it is monosyllabic..... We think he has a great future ahead of him selling trainers in Sports Direct."Submitted by: giorgiss
Why's Sickipedia like the toilet bowl?
You should never show your girlfriend what you've contributed.Submitted by: giorgiss
Police think they have found the car that was used in the murder of Milly Dowler in 2002.
I wonder if my CDs are still inside?Submitted by: giorgiss
I threw a stone at a duck and it tried to fly out of the way,
Why didn't it just lower its head?Submitted by: giorgiss
Stop
Stop
Stop
Stop
Stop
Spammer Time!Submitted by: giorgiss
I had to do a speech about time wasting.
It lasted seven hours.Submitted by: giorgiss
My girlfriend thinks that her head is too cone-shaped.
She has a point.Submitted by: giorgiss
SUN NEWSPAPER: WHSmith has sparked outrage by selling a graphic manual on suicide (priced 11.99).
Sod paying for that.
I'll get it from the library instead.Submitted by: giorgiss
Why did the American cross the road?
To steal oil from the other side.Submitted by: giorgiss
