My secretary just entered my office and said: 'We got a letter again from our office in the Sahara. They're writing that they have a very serious water shortage'
'Well', I said, 'there's always a water shortage there - it can't be that urgent'
'I think it's urgent this time', my secretary said, 'the stamp is put on the envelope with a paperclip...'Submitted by: giorgiss
Finally my coffee has arrived, despite not being what I ordered.
Still... better latte than never.Submitted by: giorgiss
Mon, Tues, Wednes, Thurs, Fri, Satur, Sun.
I'm taking the day off.Submitted by: giorgiss
I bought one of those wind up radios today. I brought it home, turned it on and it kept telling me that Liverpool would win the Premiership.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Weirdest thing ever happened to me today,
I got on Sickipedia.Submitted by: giorgiss
TOP TIP
To get sincere personal advice and the correct time, try calling a random telephone number in the early hours of the morning.Submitted by: giorgiss
Why are mountains so funny?
Because they are hill areas.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was talking to this girl the other day and asked what her name was.
She said, "It's Lynna".
I said, "That's an unusual name - you don't hear that every day."
To which she replied, "Actually, I do."Submitted by: giorgiss
It's Sunday today...
Rebecca Black's prophecy is coming true!Submitted by: giorgiss
I came here for a joke, not to practice my maths.
Submitted by: giorgiss
