What does this joke and aids have in common?
My girlfriend will get it sooner or later.Submitted by: giorgiss
I always touch really hot things, just to see how hot it actually is.
Because I'm a bloke.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm not racist.
All my favourite jokes are about blacks!Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just had a telephone interview for a job as an engineer with B.T.
The interviewer asked me "have you got any experience with communication systems?"
Perhaps I should have stopped and thought before replying "you do know we are on the phone?"Submitted by: giorgiss
A barber runs out of his shop and down to the nearest corner where a policeman is standing.
"Officer," he asks, "have you seen a man run by here in the last few minutes?"
"No, I haven't. What's the problem?"
"The lousy cheat ran out of my shop without paying me!"
"Does this fellow have any distinguishing features?" the officer asked.
"Well, yes," the barber replies. "He's carrying one of his ears in his left hand."Submitted by: giorgiss
Question: Before the invention of the airplane, how did they used to feed babies?
Submitted by: giorgiss
A young girl came up to me the other day the pub, well it was a bit like a restaurant, nice little bar, staff dressed very well and the decor was fantastic. Never mind. Well, she was wearing a green skirt - at least I think it was green, possibly blue - and she was about 5ft 6 - oh, wait - maybe about 5ft 3ish. Nice half-cast girl - maybe Asian, I'm not sure - and she walked up to me quite confidently (or was she shy? I can't remember). So she looked at me with her big, blue eyes - actually, they might have been brown. Well, anyway she asked me, "Are you any good at telling jokes?"
I said, "No."Submitted by: giorgiss
To build a bit of tension, I decided to use the "long pause" technique beloved of talent shows before I announced the result.
After about ten seconds the Judge said, "A simple Guilty, or Not Guilty will suffice Mr Foreman."Submitted by: giorgiss
Sickipedia stand-up comedy night??
The biggest gathering of paedophiles since Pope Benedict XVI was elected...Submitted by: giorgiss
What do you call a couple that go fishing together?
Rod and Annette.Submitted by: giorgiss
