It's important to keep a backup of all your work - in the unlikely event of a server crash, it may be all you've got.
Luckily, here at Sickipedia we've got a dedicated team working 24/7 to duplicate your jokes.
Thanks, guys!Submitted by: giorgiss
How come there are even more duplicates than ever?
"Your joke is probably original". Yeah right, and my six year old daughter is probably still a virgin.Submitted by: giorgiss
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
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My wife left me because I "never stand up for myself..."
...fair enough.Submitted by: giorgiss
It's not the destination, it's the journey... Except when you're heading to the bathroom with explosive diarrhea.
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The author of the Windows file copy dialogue visits some friends:
I'm just outside town, so I should be there in fifteen minutes.
Actually it's looking more like 6 days.
No, wait, thirty seconds.Submitted by: giorgiss
One day, two deputies in the Sheriff's Office answered an emergency call at a farmhouse. When they walked in, they found the nude bodies of a man and a woman in the bedroom. They had been shot to death.
When they went to the living room, they found the body of a man with a gun at his side.
"No doubt about it," one deputy said to the other. "This was a double murder and suicide. This guy came home and found his wife in bed with somebody else and shot them both. Then he shot himself."
"You're right," the other deputy replied. "But I'll bet you when the sheriff gets here he's going to say 'It could have been worse.'"
"No way. How could it be worse? There are three people in the house, and all of them have been shot to death. It couldn't be worse. You're on."
About that time, the old sheriff arrived at the scene. He walked into the bedroom and saw the two nude bodies. He then walked into the living room and saw the man on the floor with the gun by his side.
"No doubt about it," the sheriff said, shaking his head. "It was a double murder and suicide. This guy came home and found his wife in bed with somebody else and shot them both. Then he shot himself."
After hesitating for a moment, the old sheriff looked his deputies squarely in the eyes. "But, you know," he said, "it could have been worse."
The deputy who had lost the bet jumped up and shouted, "Sheriff, how could it have been worse? There are three people in this farmhouse, and all three of them are dead. It couldn't have been worse!"
"Yes it could," the sheriff retorted. "You see that guy there on the floor? If he had come home yesterday, that would be me in that bed!"Submitted by: giorgiss
According to recent statistics, over one billion people in the world live in poverty.
Must be a nice place to live, seeing as it's so popular. I wonder where it is.Submitted by: giorgiss
Bloke pulls his car up to the kerb, opens the door and says to the young lad walking home alone, "Hey kid, if I give you a 1 will you come in my car?"
Kid says "You could give me a Tenner, still won't get in the Skoda, Dad!"Submitted by: giorgiss
I just saw a condom for gingers, although it's inflatable and appears to be shaped like a doll.
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