My wife said "I'm leaving. You know the price of everything but the value of nothing".
"Take the bus love, it's cheaper than a taxi."Submitted by: giorgiss
A man calls a radio DJ and says, "I've found a wallet with 10,000 inside. There's also a card that says James Stevens, 12 Acre Close, Preston.' " "So?" says the DJ. "What do you want us to do?"
"Would you be so kind as to play the man a song?"Submitted by: giorgiss
A guy who lives down the road from me was selling his car, he said he wanted 800 for it or he'd take the nearest offer.
So I stood right next to him and offered him a tenner.Submitted by: giorgiss
Greggs have sold an astounding 1.5 million apple based pastry desserts this month alone.
What a turnover!Submitted by: giorgiss
I smashed open my piggy bank earlier.
I've just about got enough in it to buy a new piggy bank.Submitted by: giorgiss
There are more important things in life than money. The trouble is they all cost money.
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Last year another 300,000 families fell below the poverty line.
This has prompted the opening of a further 45 Lidls across the UK.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm on the Wonga diet. I've lost 50 pounds already.
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Just got a text from O2 reading, "O2: Don't forget you've got until 07/07/09 to top-up and repay the 1.00 calltime you borrowed, otherwise we'll have to charge you 0.25 Terms@o2.co.uk"
I think I'll just wait and pay the 25p fee.Submitted by: giorgiss
Why do banks only lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it?
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