I don't believe in change, I pay the exact amount.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Money is not the most important thing in the world, love is.
Fortunately, I love money.Submitted by: giorgiss
A woman lost her handbag in the bustle of shopping. It was found by a little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented: "That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a 20 in it. Now there are 20 1 coins."
The boy quickly replied: "That's right, the last time I found someone's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just played and beaten my best friend at monopoly, losing because he had a community chest card that bankrupt him.
He never had a chanceSubmitted by: giorgiss
Put 7.50 in a pot and get a stranger to do the same. Then offer them the pot for 10 and leave with them thinking you've both made a 2.50 profit.
Submitted by: giorgiss
QuickQuid, because everyone is stupid enough to have all their outgoings at the end of the month...
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Money is a lot like women.
If you own a lot of it, you can get into all kind of positions.Submitted by: giorgiss
"Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?"
Not so fun in Zimbabwe...Submitted by: giorgiss
I have been HIV+ for a while now and today I found an unmarked headstone in our garage.
My wife said "It's for you".
I said "Over my dead body".
She said "Yeah"Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm so poo, I can't even afford the "r".
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