What music event has an entry fee of 45 cents?
50 Cent Featuring Nickelback.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm one of those people who has the amazing talent of being able to shake my wallet and know exactly how much money is in it.
Because it's empty.Submitted by: giorgiss
Typical ITV can't even afford the rights to the scoreboard and clock for the whole game
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I always leave the price stickers on the presents I buy from the pound shop to show people how little they mean to me.
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I think the main reason why homeless people are so poor is because they only ever ask for small change.
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I walked into the bank and said to the cashier, "I'd like to open a joint account please."
"OK, with whom though?"
"Whoever has a lot of money."Submitted by: giorgiss
If we are all gods children, why hasn't the CSA chased him for maintenance?
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I've maxed out at the bank and they keep phoning me,
I wish they would just leave me a loan.Submitted by: giorgiss
An Apache goes into a bank and asks for a loan of 200 dollars. The bank manager asks for collateral:
"I have 150 horses," says the Apache, so the bank manager lends him the money.
A month later, the Apache comes into the bank with 2220 dollars in his hand and pays off his debt with interest.
"Wouldn't you prefer to deposit the rest of your money with us?" asks the bank manager.
The Apache looks at him suspiciously, then looks around the bank:
"How many horses you got?"Submitted by: giorgiss
Money can't buy happiness... but I'd rather cry in a Ferrari.
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