I went out thieving with a couple of vampires the other day. They put me up on their shoulders so I could reach stuff. I got arrested and charged with shoplifting on two counts.
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Vegetarian Zombies;
They want your grains.Submitted by: giorgiss
Why are there no vampires on Facebook?
Because they can't take pictures of themselves in front of a mirror.Submitted by: giorgiss
On reflection, vampires aren't that scary.
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I did something really stupid last night and now I can't even look myself in the mirror.
I should never have told that vampire she could bite me.Submitted by: giorgiss
I asked Medusa if she'd just had her hair done.
If looks could kill.Submitted by: giorgiss
Zombies - The only people who hate fast food.
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Twilight, taking the "n" out of "vampire fangs" since 2007
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What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
So if the zombie apocalypse starts there, the rest of the world is saved.Submitted by: giorgiss
Unicorns are basically horses with strap-ons...
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