How was your apocalypse ?
Mine was great, until I realized the zombies I was killing weren't zombies...
But that didn't stop me!Submitted by: giorgiss
I was attacked by a couple of vampires last night.
In an effort to distract them, my girlfriend bravely cut her arm. Her plan worked, the vampires could smell the blood in the air and turned their attention to her.
Luckily, I was able to use this opportunity to put my hands in my pockets and walk home.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've been thinking about it and, at the end of the day,
it's not so bad being a vampire.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just finished revamping my bedroom. Buffy made such a mess trying to slay me. Mind you, she can try again anyday.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Imagine a female werewolf, once a month she'd turn into a vicious man-eating monster in a blind rage.
And then another time in the month she'd turn into a wolf.Submitted by: giorgiss
I just saw that they 've launched a "Twilight" fragrance range,
Now you too can smell like the undead.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was giving blood at my local health centre the other day when in walked an Orc
"Are you giving blood as well?" I asked
"No" he replied "...I've got too much Haemogoblin"Submitted by: giorgiss
Where do vampires go for a pint?
At the Haemoglob-Inn!!Submitted by: giorgiss
