Did you hear about the dyslexic zombie?
He ate Brian.Submitted by: giorgiss
Naked Vampires.
They don't like cloves.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was in Tesco earlier and the cashier said she felt like a zombie.
Better safe than sorry I thought, so I stabbed her in the eye with a pen.Submitted by: giorgiss
Zombies....if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
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If a vegetarian becomes a Zombie...do they only eat people in comas?
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This is a genuine quote from an American teenager when asked what she thought of Twilight: New Moon.
"It was like, totally awesome! Oh...and vampires are the hottest thing alive!"
Somehow, I don't think she was trying to be ironic.Submitted by: giorgiss
So with the new Twilight movie out, i've been getting asked by loads of my friends whether i'm "Team Edward" or "Team Jacob".
I decided to not watch any of the movies, and opted for "Team Life".Submitted by: giorgiss
If you ask me, it's about time for Vampire Killer to become a profession again.
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Vampires suck
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When I get to the age where I can't walk properly I'm going to dress up like a zombie...
and follow somebody.Submitted by: giorgiss
