My mate said vampires can't be real as they could get AIDs from peoples blood,
I replied back "It depends on the colour of the person they bite"Submitted by: giorgiss
I was a vampire when I was a child.
Those were the nights.Submitted by: giorgiss
"It's time to stand up and be counted."
I said to a lazy Dracula at his initiation ceremony.Submitted by: giorgiss
So apparently it's not all bad news if you get killed by Voldemort.
Instead, you can become a teen vampire with the power to make 13 year-olds fall in love with you.Submitted by: giorgiss
Stephenie Meyer likes Team Edward! and Eating Alone.
Submitted by: giorgiss
So, I've been searching for the Yeti for 3 weeks now.
I did originally set out to find cheap petrol, but I went for a more achievable goal.Submitted by: giorgiss
My girlfriend told me that I need to treat her like she is something precious...
So I threw her into a Volcano.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm in a cover band for The Zombies.
We never perform live.Submitted by: giorgiss
Vampire teenager: ''Dad, if you won't let me go out I'll simply wait for you to fall asleep.''
Vampire dad: ''That'll be the day.''Submitted by: giorgiss
The reason women love vampires so much,
is because they are the only men who will lick them out during their periodsSubmitted by: giorgiss
