Jokes in category: “mythical”:

I had to see Twilight last night, just to satisfy what all the fuss was about. Talk about far fetched or what ...
Vegetarians being strong and not one of them has an irritable bowel.

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Sanitary towels;
Dracula's teabags.

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I hated being a vampire, back in the day.

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So the wife left me today..
I guess replying " just go out without your makeup on" when she asked what was the cheapest way for her to dress up as a zombie for Halloween wasn't such a great idea

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I just bought a great DVD/CD burner it's great, just one small problem, it only burns Twilight DVDs or Justin Bieber CDs. However on the plus side,
if I have a girl over, it also doubles as a fireplace.

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As any zombie will agree, the most important thing to look for in a woman is brains

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I rubbed a magic lamp and wished for the genie to not wear any underwear.
He said, "Your wish is me Commando?"

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I honestly don't know why everyone is making such a fuss about their relationship. Mine is a walk in the park. Admittedly with a dog, but a walk in the park nonetheless.

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Top Tip
Girls date a zombie. He'll love you for your Brains.

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Shrewd move by Hollywood film bosses to film parts of World War Z in Glasgow. Why spends millions on extra's dressed up a flesh eating, mindless crazy fools when you can just video kicking out time in the pubs?

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