My wife said, "Imagine we're sat here now, and flesh eating zombies started smashing their way into the house... What would you do?"
I said, "Hide behind you...
...you big fat tasty looking lump."Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm having a really stressful time at the moment, and to make things worse I get back from the doctors to find I've got a high blood count.
I specifically told Dracula not to sample any of my 'special cakes' while I was at work.Submitted by: giorgiss
Snoop Dogg: I want to be a vampire.
Well he sucks already........maybe he means he wants to be white.Submitted by: giorgiss
I love Twilight.
2 to get some fake teeth.
And then I can convince young girls to come into the forest with me, with a piggyback ride.Submitted by: giorgiss
"It's Bully from Bullseye!" I exclaimed as I saw the small statuette.
"You aren't really an expert in Cretan archeology are you?" replied the museum director.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's A Vampires' Version Of A Lollipop?
A Used Tampon.Submitted by: giorgiss
BBC News: Despicable film eclipses Twilight.
The BBC should really check their website, someone has typed the word 'eclipses' into the above headingSubmitted by: giorgiss
I married a woman who turned out to be a vampire. I loved her and was prepared to go along with most of the changes it meant to our lifestyle but I just couldn't see myself in a house without mirrors.
Submitted by: giorgiss
A busload of zombies were just involved in a minor collision.
They are all feared dead.Submitted by: giorgiss
If you're a vampire a used Elastoplast makes an ideal 'Blood Patch' if you're trying to give it up.
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