I just found 20 hanging from my ceiling.
It was a suicide note.Submitted by: giorgiss
My teacher used to say I wasn't very observant ...
...to be honest, that was his/her opinion.Submitted by: giorgiss
Old Chinese proverb say: Man who walks through doorway sideways with erection is always going to Bangkok.
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Try braking, it gives your driving a bit of 00mph.
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It's not my fault I blame everyone else for my mistakes
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Life is like a box of chocolates.
Sometimes you just end up with nuts in your mouth.Submitted by: giorgiss
I once had my arm in a cast, but I'm not here to reminisce about my days in musical theatre.
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Humpty Dumpty has been found dead. Next of Kinder have been informed.
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I posted a joke today, cost me 60p.
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I wouldn't say I'm smug, but every year on my birthday I phone my mother to congratulate her.
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