I've got a lovely recipe for a fish stew made with pollock and dog fish. It's the dog's pollocks.
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There's no getting away from it, stalking's here to stay.
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Wonder if there's a euphemism for a 'euphemism'?
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You'll be hard pressed getting me to watch The Iron Lady.
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Until they invented the other side of velcro, it never caught on.
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Girls that are afraid of the dark.
That's a turn off.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was a whisker away from winning 'Beard of the Year' recently.
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I was giving blood at my local health centre the other day when in walked an Orc
"Are you giving blood as well?" I asked
"No" he replied "...I've got too much Haemogoblin"Submitted by: giorgiss
When chemists do it, they do it on a table... Periodically.
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Lesbians are just in it for the the crack
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