BBC News - "Rioters cost JD 700,000"
I see that there isn't a similar headline for Waterstones...Submitted by: giorgiss
"Are fish healthy, doctor?"
"I think so. I've never had to treat any."Submitted by: giorgiss
'Doctor Doctor! I keep seeing into the future'
'And when did this start?'
'Next tuesday afternoon'Submitted by: giorgiss
A friend of mine who's a bit of a nut, has joined the army as an officer. He said he wants to become a full kernel.
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My Doctor gave me some soul destroying news earlier.
I've got athletes foot.Submitted by: giorgiss
"Tell me," said the doctor, "how many cigarettes do you smoke per day?"
"That varies," I said. "Some days I smoke 30 to 40, but then there are days when I just can't get enough."Submitted by: giorgiss
Ate a pig the other day.
Having to lay low for a little while whilst the heat blows over though, turns out the police take cannibalism very seriously.Submitted by: giorgiss
Well its that time of year to go out joy riding...bonfire night.
Its the only time they dont send out the police helicopter.Submitted by: giorgiss
I love working alongside my wife. After constant nagging to our boss about how we needed to celebrate our anniversary on duty at the calendar factory, he finally caved in.
We have a date tomorrow.Submitted by: giorgiss
My mates always say to me "You have the best job ever. I cant believe you actually get paid to photograph naked women."
"Well, doing post-mortems does have its perks."Submitted by: giorgiss
