I saw a girl in the distance.
She had horizon meSubmitted by: giorgiss
Need to build an ark to save two of every creature?
I Noah guySubmitted by: giorgiss
If men get morning wood.....
Do women get morning dew?Submitted by: giorgiss
What nationality is Mr Sheen?
Polish.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've been having an affair with a film director's wife.
Yesterday he caught us in bed together. He was furious.
I said to him, "Look, mate, don't make a scene."Submitted by: giorgiss
Numbers never have been my thirte.
Submitted by: giorgiss
My girlfriend said to me that she wanted me to tease her, so I said: "Alright fatty."
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People think I'm weird because I swallowed an Abacus.
It's what's inside that counts.Submitted by: giorgiss
So Holly Willoughby has named her new baby Belle.
Bit cheesy if you ask me.Submitted by: giorgiss
It really bugs me when people use insect puns.
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