Should Audi make a car called the Doodi?
Submitted by: giorgiss
Spring Deal:
50% off all trampolinesSubmitted by: giorgiss
Apparently, my mate Lee has started doing drugs.
I'm not sure if I believe it.
It's highly unlikely...Submitted by: giorgiss
Weeds are starting to take over my garden.
It's a growing problem.Submitted by: giorgiss
Just met a guy who's supposed to be an expert at origami. I gave him the "cold stare" and sneered at him.
He foldedSubmitted by: giorgiss
Be kind to your dentist - he has fillings too!
Submitted by: giorgiss
I have become a millionaire from gardening, but I will never forget my roots
Submitted by: giorgiss
Met a woman in the bar the other night, her second name was nokia,
Got slapped when i told her that i had a big ericssonSubmitted by: giorgiss
The local mafia keep drawing crosses and ticks on me - think I'm a marked man.
Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife said I was 'Skeptical'
I didn't believe her for one bit.Submitted by: giorgiss
