Who needs rhetorical questions?
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My local museum is trying to raise money by setting up a dinosaur fossil display. How will it work?
Remains to be seenSubmitted by: giorgiss
My talking dog gave me a stick the other day and told me he found it 600 miles away.
That's a bit far-fetched.Submitted by: giorgiss
Do gun manuals have a "trouble shooting?" section?
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The Beach Boys walk into a bar
"Round?"
"Round?"
"Get a round"
"I get a round?"
"Get a round...."Submitted by: giorgiss
The Sun headline: Air strike planned
Well I hope it doesn't last long, I can't hold my breath for more than 20 seconds.Submitted by: giorgiss
Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron."
The other says "Are you sure?"
The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."Submitted by: giorgiss
I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits.
He said, "How flexible are you?"
I said, "I can't make Tuesdays."Submitted by: giorgiss
Hedgehogs: Why can't they share the hedge?
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I would make a demoralising, patronising joke about your height, but I'm bigger than that.
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