I used to be a huge fan of Robocop and now I've just been fitted with a robotic leg.
Oh the iron knee.Submitted by: giorgiss
I put ham and pineapple into a bap today.
Because that's Hawaii roll.Submitted by: giorgiss
When I got depressed, I joined the Army.
I didn't have any experience or motivation, I just wanted a soldier to cry on.Submitted by: giorgiss
Apparently most people lean slightly forward when they nod their head.
I must say I'm inclined to agree.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm making a show about two detectives who solve crimes over the phone.
Star Key and HashSubmitted by: giorgiss
I covered myself from head to toe in mirrors today.
I don't really know why, maybe I'm just at that age where you do a lot of reflecting...Submitted by: giorgiss
Where do people from Senegal drive?
In DakarSubmitted by: giorgiss
What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A Flat Minor.Submitted by: giorgiss
"This is my step-dad"
"It's nice son, but why on earth did you build one?"Submitted by: giorgiss
I hated my job as an origami teacher.
Too much paperwork.Submitted by: giorgiss
