Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me.
Don't worry, I only suffered super fish oil injuries.Submitted by: giorgiss
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.Submitted by: giorgiss
Kim Jong-un promises a new clear future for North Korea.
Oops, spelt nuclear wrong.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just seen a bunch of Mexicans packed into a tiny Ford playing the macarana and eating tortillas.
I think it was a Fiesta.Submitted by: giorgiss
I just saw Toy Story in 3D...
The guy in 4D asked me to take off my hat.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife said she's leaving me because I never make any sense,
and thats why I dont like cricket.Submitted by: giorgiss
I always buy computers that are black. Generally, they run faster and have a bigger hard drive.
Submitted by: giorgiss
So how come Robinson's sponsor tennis and not squash?
Submitted by: giorgiss
My boss accused me of not forwarding an email her way.
I resent that.Submitted by: giorgiss
Ordered some stuff online the other day & I used my donor card instead of my debit card.
Cost me an arm and a leg.Submitted by: giorgiss
