I was lucky enough to work in a hi-fi shop to witness this:
An old lady walks into the shop one morning and asked if we sold sheet music.
My collegue, without skipping a beat says, "Sorry no, we only sell the decent stuff."Submitted by: giorgiss
My son has just got his degree in English medieval literature.
Just have to wait for the job offers to start rolling in now!Submitted by: giorgiss
A Welshman, an Irishman, a Paki, Jimmy Carr, two lesbians, a Jew and my neighbour's nine-year-old daughter walk into a bar.
The barman screams, "DUPLICATE!" And then he says something bad about Americans.Submitted by: giorgiss
'A new version of Windows Live Messenger is available, would you like to update?'
I would do Windows but you've caught me at a bit of a bad time, I was just about to check my Bebo page then I'm taking the penny farthing out for a spin.Submitted by: giorgiss
Ive just seen an advert for a notebook, it says its got crisp white paper, so you can write on both sides of the paper
Now correct me if Im wrong, but Im pretty sure this isnt a break though in paper technology. Whats next? Advertising see-though windows?Submitted by: giorgiss
I like an escalator because an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs.
You would never see an "Escalator temporarily out-of-order" sign. Just "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
We apologize for the fact that you can still get up there.Submitted by: giorgiss
Statistically, 3/4 of an injured soldier won't appreciate Jimmy Carr's joke.
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Wow. With jokes like these I'm starting to miss the database latency too high page.
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BBC News Headline: Soldier's ashes saved from fire.
If you ask me I think you saved him a little too late.Submitted by: giorgiss
Why was Paul Bearer on Question Time last night?
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