InjuryLawyers4U: 'We hope you'll never need us'
Yes I'm sure you're more than content to have no-one need you and end up making no profit and having to close down.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've got to hand it to those responsible for the way they've handled the recent riots.
Postponing the start of the football season will definitely settle things down.Submitted by: giorgiss
What do you call a cheap tanning place?
Outside.Submitted by: giorgiss
Tony Blair being "Middle East Peace Envoy" is like McDonalds sponsoring "Slimmer of the Year"
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Hate it when people hand over a picture and say, "Here's a picture of me when I was younger".
Not exactly going to hand over a picture and say, "Here's a picture of me when I was older", are you?Submitted by: giorgiss
I came home from work today to find the wife crashed on the settee:
"Evening love" I said, "how did your first driving lesson go then?"Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm the person that keep's leaving full basket's of shopping at shop checkout's.
Take that Tesco.comSubmitted by: giorgiss
Sepp Blatter is the only candidate for Fifa President, with his only rival having pulled out after being suspended.
I'm sure the world is glad to finally see that Fifa isn't corrupt at all, with this demonstration of a completely fair election, with no suggestion of blackmail or intimidation.Submitted by: giorgiss
Ellie is just one of the thousands of actors who have tasted and approved Asda's new chosen by you range...
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How many blind people does it take to change a lightbulb?
Well think about it, there wouldn't be much point, would there?Submitted by: giorgiss
