The school register:
The kid from Eastern Europe - Check
The kid with Tourette's - Tick
The birthday boy - "Present"
The deaf kid - "Ear"
The kid on drugs - "Hi"Submitted by: giorgiss
If you've failed your exams, don't panic. You do have a number of options.
Perhaps an overdose or jumping in front of a train.Submitted by: giorgiss
During lunch break at school once, I took a cricket ball to the head.
He said, "What have you brought me this for?"Submitted by: giorgiss
My son just got an A in English.
Which unfortunately means he failed his spelling test.Submitted by: giorgiss
My son was expelled from school recently.
They had a Victorian themed day and he turned up with his black friend on a chain.
That's my boy!Submitted by: giorgiss
Fake tan:
The major threat to trigonometry.Submitted by: giorgiss
My fourteen year old sons school behavior has improved dramatically since I said "Next time you get in trouble I'll meet you at the school gate...
and I'll be wearing a dress."Submitted by: giorgiss
I was in school today when my teacher handed me a piece of paper that told me to write everything I know about World War 2. I wrote on the paper, "en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_II"
Submitted by: giorgiss
I love nothing more in life than sitting with the kids all day watching Spongebob.
However, the education board has sent me a letter demanding an explanation.Submitted by: giorgiss
I always give 110% in my job.
Which is why I was sacked from the examination board.Submitted by: giorgiss
