My Son scored 0 in his math test at school.
"Son, if you don't score, how will you live up to your idol?"
"I already am living up to him."
"Really? Who is it?"
"Fernando Torres."Submitted by: giorgiss
There are three things certain in life:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Every P.E. teacher has a little bit of paedophile in them.Submitted by: giorgiss
Maths exam question
David, John and Steven have twenty coins. They decide to share them out between them.
David has two coins, John has two coins and Steven has sixteen.
Which one is the Jew?Submitted by: giorgiss
Sitting in my exam, the question read;
In your own words describe the events leading up to the battle of little big horn.
I wrote,
Huber tan bod shabby shab. A Ropy pop Zin. A boo boo ah boo boo.Submitted by: giorgiss
How are bras different to the school grading system?
There's nothing to brag about if you've got an A.Submitted by: giorgiss
Teacher: If I have 10 cakes, and somebody asks for 2, how many do I have?
John: 10
Teacher: Ok, If I have 10 cakes, and somebody forcibly takes away 2, what do you have?
John: 10 cakes and a dead body.Submitted by: giorgiss
For anyone who doesn't understand what all the fuss is about UCAS, just think of it as the student's version a company similar to Royal Mail: they take your money and then fail to deliver on the day you really need it.
Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm not actually sure which is worse.
On my application form for Hull university to study psychology, where it asked why I wanted to study psychology, I put as a joke, "To get inside a girl's head, so I can get inside their pants".
Or the fact that they accepted me and gave me books on hypnosis as suggested reading.Submitted by: giorgiss
I dont know why everyone is complaining about going back to school.
Personally, I cant wait. And im 40 years old.Submitted by: giorgiss
My teacher asked me, "Do you think exams are getting easier?"
I said, "Well, looking at the results over the last 20 years, I'd have to say yes."
He said, "Well done. That's an 'A'."Submitted by: giorgiss
