Jokes in category: “school”:

I was called into my son's school by his headmaster.
He said, "I'm afraid to say, Mr Jones, it's clear to see that you completed Oscar's Geography coursework for him."
"Oh dear," I replied. "What gave it away? Is it because it's of a higher standardthan his usual work?"
"Not really," said the headmaster. "It's the fact that he was killed in a road accident the day we handed it out."

Submitted by: giorgiss

Just saw the latest dyslexia figures for the UK.
They made for difficult reading.

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Playgrounds
1991 - My dad's tougher than your dad
2011 - My mum's tattoos are better than your mums

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BBC news: "shortage of male primary school teachers"
Maybe the crackdown on paedos is working a little too well.

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Would you send your son to a school run by someone who insisted on being called "Headmaster?"

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My son had a charity non-uniform day at school yesterday.
I thought I'd get him to emulate my look.
I can't believe the school frowned upon black steel toe capped boots, turned up jeans, a white vest and red braces.

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"But professor," she said, "I still don't understand. Why are you giving me free tuition?"
"Well," I replied, "I see a lot of myself in you."
"Really? How much?"
"About six inches, but I haven't decided where to put it yet."

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Brilliant, I start at a nursery on Monday and I can get away with playing with as many kiddies as I want without any complaints, strange looks or comments. I'll never be detected.
Then again, I'm only four years old.

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If you can read this, then you dont need to worry about the English grades you got.

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I was reading the paper this morning and shouting about how much I hate immigrants.
Then the exam invigilator said, "Oi, be quiet or I'll disqualify you."

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