I've been suspended from school for another three days.
When my science teacher asked me what my favourite element was, karate chopping her and saying "Element of Surprise" was wrong.Submitted by: giorgiss
I love going to the local primary school and watching the kids running and screaming.
That chainsaw was the best Christmas present ever.Submitted by: giorgiss
My son started secondary school today, but he was worried when he heard the older kids flush the new starters heads down the toilet.
I said, "Don't take any notice son, that doesn't happen any more."
"Are you sure" he replied, "because I don't want it to happen to me."
"Yes I'm sure son, They have knives now."Submitted by: giorgiss
Just had a maths lesson on means, medians, and modes.
It was average...Submitted by: giorgiss
The standard of education in England is getting worse. Today my son came home from school and said "hey dad. I can spell the words HEAD and MASTER now.
"That's great son." I replied. "How did you learn them words?"
"They're above my name on the sign on my office door."Submitted by: giorgiss
Summer holidays are great....
The 6 weeks where I can share a website with young school kids and not get reported.Submitted by: giorgiss
Remember kids, if a stranger offers you drugs, say yes thank you because drugs are expensive these days. Petrol is expensive as well, so if they offer you a lift anywhere, get in the car and enjoy the freebie.
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Last week on Monday and Tuesday I had the best education I had ever had, I was beginning to wonder why they were teaching us so well.
Then Ofsted left.Submitted by: giorgiss
My mate just dropped out of school.
5th floor window, poor guy didn't have a chance.Submitted by: giorgiss
The human brain is amazing....... It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exams
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