Tinie Tempah..... probably has more Brit Awards now than he does GCSE's.

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As a 55 year old PE teacher you might think I'm getting a bit past it. But actually the stiffness seems to go away after showers.

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My teacher said I'd do much better at school if I stopped flirting,
I immediately got off his lap

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Osama Bin Laden and I have a lot in common.
Neither one of us has done my history homework.

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In the news today apparently 50% of England"s schools are not teaching mathematics well enough, Doesn"t sound that bad to me, still less than a quarter.

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My maths teacher called me to solve a problem he wrote on the blackboard.
So I got up and erased the blackboard.

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My son's science project, about sound travelling under water, was a great success after a little help from me.
Shame about his ipod though.

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The other day, this lady who works at the local school really went off on one. "Kids of today; they don't know how easy they've got it. They can't do anything themselves and expect everything handed to them on a plate"
To be fair, she is the dinner lady.

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Just seen an ipod game called 'Surviving High School'.
I was well disappointed to find out it wasn't a first-person-shooter.

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AQA GCSE Exam Question:
Do you think exam questions are getting easier?
A. Yes
B. David Beckham

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