All through school I tried to work out what made my teacher tick?
Turns out it was correct answers.Submitted by: giorgiss
My school was so rough...
The school magazine had an obituary column.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm a chair at the local school along with a few other parents
These cuts have gone too far.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was sick of working in a fast food restaurant, with my life going nowhere. So I went to university to do a philosophy degree.
Now I can ask people WHY they would like fries with that.Submitted by: giorgiss
It's unbelievable how easy the first question was in my exam today.
Q1. Name three letters of the alphabet.
I was like wtf.Submitted by: giorgiss
I like my girls how I like my colours.
Primary.Submitted by: giorgiss
Just walked in on my illiterate brother sobbing about how difficult his English exam is going to be. I gave him a big hug and said, "There, their they're."
He'll never know the difference.Submitted by: giorgiss
Alphabetti Spaghetti taught me how to spell when I was a kid.
My dad used to hit me over the head with the tin if I made a mistake in my homework.Submitted by: giorgiss
When I was at school, I had a teacher who had a nervous tick... so everyone got really good marks.
Submitted by: giorgiss
I used to think symmetry was really hard at school.
On reflection, it was easy.Submitted by: giorgiss
