Just got back from my son's school nativity play. Turns out that whilst polite applause is acceptable, wolf-whistling most definitely isn't.
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A teacher in Hull was asking the pupils about what is missing in their hometown of Hull, one cheeky pupil suggested a brothel!
The more sensible answers would be, a sports centre, electricity and running waterSubmitted by: giorgiss
I was always taught to think on my feet.
Which is why I could never sit exams.Submitted by: giorgiss
How did the pen get across the river?
Biro'ingSubmitted by: giorgiss
There's a female teacher at school who's always telling jokes, but I never see the punchline coming.
That's Miss Direction for you.Submitted by: giorgiss
Just got a letter from the exam board regarding my results. They congratulated me for being one of the top marks in the country.
I had to send it back though - my name's not Mark.Submitted by: giorgiss
My son goes to school with a boy called Ryan O'Reilly. One day he came home and said, "Dad, you know Ryan O'Reilly? Well, his name is actually 'Ryan...O...Reilly'!"
"Uh, yeah," I said. "What did you think it was?"
"I've been calling him 'Rhino'."Submitted by: giorgiss
ps3's comes back on online 2 days before all the GCSEs............good to know sony are trying to keep their target audience, fat, rejected, failures
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I was lucky enough to receive my education after the end of corporal punishment in schools. My teachers never even raised a finger to me.
Mind you, I was at boarding school, so I got fisted a few times.Submitted by: giorgiss
When I was in school, one of my teachers was known for wearing very, very short skirts and no underwear, and would deliberately drop pencils on the floor in front of us then bend down to pick them up again - giving us a good eyeful of, well... everything. Eventually the school heard about what was going on and fired him.
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