I live in london,but my mum didn't want me going to school there because of all the jamaicans.
She isnt racist,she just thought i deserved a chance at winning something on sports daySubmitted by: giorgiss
I think I know around 90% of the topics for my maths exam next week.
Unfortunately, percentages aren't one of them...Submitted by: giorgiss
I work as a P.E teacher and I have to say the girls are very good at cross-country running.
But I will catch them someday.Submitted by: giorgiss
A friend of mine has three boys, the youngest of whom had just started school.
A teacher commented to the boy that she couldn't believe he was already in Year One and asked what his mother did all day now that the three boys were in school.
"Cartwheels, I think." he replied...Submitted by: giorgiss
I remember as a kid I got Chlamydia, Pneumonia and Syphilis.
Needless to say, I came last at the Spelling Bee.Submitted by: giorgiss
My first lecture was on at university today. The dean entered the lecture hall to introduce himself to our year and said, "Each of you, take a look at the person to your left, and take a look at the person to your right. According to statistics, one of them will fail to graduate this course."
...Thank god I skipped it.Submitted by: giorgiss
Sky News reports "25 school pupils dead in blast"
Proof that truancy sometimes has advantages.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was late for one of my lectures at university the other day. Upon walking in, the lecturer stopped and stared at me and said disdainfully, 'Come on then, go and sit with your friends'.
So I went back home.Submitted by: giorgiss
I leave homework to the last day because I'll be older and therefore wiser!
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Exam results are in, got a backwards 3 in English
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