I went to Morrison's to do some shopping, when I saw a sign saying: "The Cheaper The Better"
I thought that was a brilliant idea, and went to Asda instead.Submitted by: giorgiss
I went into Tesco's earlier and brought 19.99 worth of shopping. I got to the till and paid with a 20 note.
"Sorry, I've got no pennies" said the cashier.
No change there then.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was food shopping with my wife when I came across something that was utterly shocking.
"Look at this!" I said. "It contains 95% fat!"
"You're just pointing at me in a mirror," she replied.Submitted by: giorgiss
I couldn't find the oxo cubes anywhere in our local shop today. They must have been out of stock.
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How many people, when shopping with their missus, just spend the whole time eyeing up other women?
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I usually insist on going to the kids department, 'for our son'.Submitted by: giorgiss
Not even one word of apology from the burka-wearing muslim that clipped my ankle with a supermarket trolley.
So when she wasn't looking, I stuck some pork chops in with her shopping.
Wish I could have seen her face at the checkout.Submitted by: giorgiss
In the battle for high street supremacy, asda and tesco have bought a full row of shops between them to turn into supermarkets leaving a tiny gap between them only big enough for a charity shop.
Still,i suppose there`s room for scope.
Subnote:
Americans please note that scope is a shop where people take unwanted items for resale to help charity.
It is not a thing used for looking at british soldiers with.Submitted by: giorgiss
My favourite hobby is...Standing in ASDA's fresh produce section holding a tube of K-Y Jelly looking contemplative
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I'd like to thank B&Q for being so helpful.
I picked up a sander by mistake and they sounded an alarm warning me 'this is not a drill'.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just bought a new aftershave called 'STALKER' for men.
It's very much like 'OBSESSION', but a bit stronger.Submitted by: giorgiss
