Punjana tea is the only brown thing grown in india that won't try to sell you second hand coats
Submitted by: giorgiss
A friend asked me yesterday why I keep going to my local cornershop as opposed to a big supermarket like Tesco.
'It's Nisa,' I replied.Submitted by: giorgiss
A girl in Superdrug was giving me a really good signal.
50% extra free and minty fresh.Submitted by: giorgiss
Why did the Electric Light Orchestra sell so many records in Leeds?
Because people used to walk into the record shop and say... "Eee ello"Submitted by: giorgiss
Argos.
It's like an offline version of internet shopping.Submitted by: giorgiss
Co-Op Advert: "Succulent British Joints"
Nice to see society has finally come around to the idea of selling crack on the high streetSubmitted by: giorgiss
Just took Jessie J's advice, and "forgot about the pricetag".
Debenhams security guards were not amused.Submitted by: giorgiss
the prices of high heels are going through the roof
Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm selling a box of tiny little tin foil cubes.
It's water-damaged stock.Submitted by: giorgiss
Where does a one-handed man shop?
The second hand shop.Submitted by: giorgiss
