I just joined the group "Real men don't cheat on, lie to, or abuse woman" on Facebook but i had to leave after realising they didn't allow wall posts......I mean I only joined to inform them that "Real men get away with it".
Submitted by: giorgiss
Why are there no vampires on Facebook?
Because they can't take pictures of themselves in front of a mirror.Submitted by: giorgiss
After continually poking my daughter while furiously masturbating, I've decided my Facebook addiction has got way out of hand.
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Nothing screams "I love my kids" more than having them as your Facebook profile picture.
Yet when I do it I'm some sort of awful paedophile.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the point of facebook on Xbox?
It's like giving an African a knife and fork.Submitted by: giorgiss
I just saw a group on Facebook saying, "My Girlfriend will marry me if 1,700,000 people join."
Does anyone else think that making a group that says, "If 2,000,000 people join I will give Maddie back," is a good way to get friends?Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife told me I spend too much time on facebook,
so I poked her and liked her divorced status.Submitted by: giorgiss
My girlfriend complained that i spend too much time on the internet, and that we haven't had a real conversation in ages.
I lol'd and told her to stfu.Submitted by: giorgiss
I walked into a hotel today.
A bloke said "Are you here for the Twitter convention?"
I said "Yes."
He said "Follow me."Submitted by: giorgiss
Just seen the Facebook group: "I wish my laptop had unlimited battery".
What, a plug?Submitted by: giorgiss
