I pulled my wife bleeding from the wrecked car, as she screamed and pleaded for me to let her have one more shot at parking it again.
Submitted by: giorgiss
In the 18 years that I've been driving, I have never been in a car crash.
I've seen a few in the rear view mirror though.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm one of those people who give BMW drivers a bad name.
I indicate.Submitted by: giorgiss
Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different.
The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.
Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant.
Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earlene got pregnant again.
Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene got pregnant once again."
Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"
Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me."Submitted by: giorgiss
10% of all accidents on the road are caused by people who have been drinking. So 90% of accidents are caused by people who are stone cold sober? It's about time the government clamped down on sober driving.
Submitted by: giorgiss
My next door neighbour's battery went in his Smart car today.
I had to give him a jump start from my iPod.Submitted by: giorgiss
You know what really grinds my gears
A faulty clutch it seems.....Submitted by: giorgiss
A man goes for an interview as a bus driver.
When he gets there, the interviewer says, "You're 45 minutes late! The job's yours."Submitted by: giorgiss
Time traveller's convention next June.
I'm there.Submitted by: giorgiss
The woman next door was flashing me from her upstairs bedroom .
How she got her car in there I'll never know.Submitted by: giorgiss
