You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen.
It said, 'Parking Fine.'
So that was nice.Submitted by: giorgiss
Just got back from the future...........You wouldn't believe how many blades they have on razors
Submitted by: giorgiss
Two years ago, I could've bought a tyre for 6, this year it cost me 20.
That's inflation for you!Submitted by: giorgiss
I tried to get to work by train this morning, they said "Today there is a Bus replacement service"
So I gave them a tin of pineapple chunks.
They said "What's that?"
I said "That's my money replacement service."Submitted by: giorgiss
A lorry has just overturned on the M6 loaded with Vicks vapour rub.
Police have said there will be no congestion for eight hours.Submitted by: giorgiss
Major car collision on Spaghetti Junction: 12 injured, 4 pasta way.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Whats the definition of a tree?
Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.Submitted by: giorgiss
Good gag for next time you're on an airplane and the fella next to you falls asleep:
Ask the stewardess to borrow her demonstration mask, put it on and shake him awake with an alarmed look on your face.Submitted by: giorgiss
Did you hear about the man who opened a yacht showroom?
Sales went through the roof.Submitted by: giorgiss
Just spent ages waxing the car.
Still not sure how it gets that hairy.Submitted by: giorgiss
