I was looking down at the change in my hand while getting on a bus and asked for a return. A voice replied "A return to where love." I said "I'd like to return back to the bus stop if you don't mind."
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My mate went on holiday recently and ended up coming home in a box.
I told him not to fly with Ryan Air.Submitted by: giorgiss
"New car can get from 100mph to a stop in just three seconds"
Braking News.Submitted by: giorgiss
So they've landed a rover on Mars? Blimey, mine barely made it to Devon.
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A woman driving is like a dog walking on its hind legs.
You don't expect it do be done well - and you are suprised to find it done at all.Submitted by: giorgiss
BBC News: All flights at Birmingham Airport are suspended and the runway closed after a small aircraft is believed to have crashed.
Surely they know if the aircraft crashed or not????????Submitted by: giorgiss
Just heard a message over the tannoy on the train saying leaving my personal belongings will end up with them being taking and destroyed.
So, I am going to kidnap Bono and stuff him in a bag and leave it on a train. Fingers crossed!Submitted by: giorgiss
Ford are bringing out an old favourite in solid gold for the Chinese market.
It's the Ka ching.Submitted by: giorgiss
I love the idea of artificial chicanes on roads
Trying to Improve safety by forcing you into oncoming trafficSubmitted by: giorgiss
My wife of 25 years has never had an accident whilst driving my car, until today.
I lent it to her for the first time this morning.Submitted by: giorgiss
