Two blondes were sat in traffic on the road.
One says "It's normally much quicker than this."
"Last time we got a lift with Dave though." the driver replies.
"What's that got to do with it?" says the first.
"Well, he knew how to make the engine start."Submitted by: giorgiss
Just bought myself a new French car, it's very nice but I can't figure out how to get it out of reverse.
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My mate asked whether I knew a way to travel around without using my own transport.
Gave him the thumbs up.Submitted by: giorgiss
My car must be one of the most ecologically friendly cars on the planet.
I've lost the ignition key.Submitted by: giorgiss
I like to pull over in my car, wind down the window and ask total strangers for directions to the Tomtom Head Office.
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I was travelling to my mum's house earlier today, and I broke down on the way.
I hate that, crying on the train...Submitted by: giorgiss
ME69 YOU will make a great registration plate in 2019
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When I was younger the radio always had the strange ability to take me places.
Mainly as we only had a radio in the car.Submitted by: giorgiss
My Driving instructor told me that 90% of all accidents come from behind.
Funny, I've never seen two cars reverse into each other.Submitted by: giorgiss
Me and my mate decided to play Chinese Roulette.
We went to the Chinese restaurant in the High Street and decided to order the numbers of the first six buses that came past.
Never doing that again, we were starving for half an hour then within minutes we had six bags of prawn crackersSubmitted by: giorgiss
